I usually solve my problems by letting them devour me.
― Franz Kafka (via dubius)

(Source: kitty-en-classe)

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dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
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